The Santa that showed up at my Kindergarden Christmas festival? I knew he was fake. And I never saw Mommy kissing Santa Claus, either. But I have to say, even as a little kid I knew better to believe in some old man who worked only one day a year.

Kyon ~ The Melancholy of Suzumiya Haruhi

I have absolutely no interest in normal humans.

Haruhi ~ The Melancholy of Suzumiya Haruhi

Feelings of love are just a temporary lapse in judgment. Like a mental illness.

Haruhi ~ The Melancholy of Suzumiya Haruhi