I can clean the dirt from this place even if I can't clean you from your wickedness, young man.

Sophie, Howl's Moving Castle ~ Diana Wynne Jones

May your bacon burn!

Calcifer ~ Howl's Moving Castle (Anime)

If I give you a hint and tell you it's a hint, it will be information.

Calcifer, Howl's Moving Castle ~ Diana Wynne Jones

You must admit I have a right to live in a pigsty if I want.

Howl, Howl's Moving Castle ~ Diana Wynne Jones

My shining dishonesty shall be the salvation of me.

Howl, Howl's Moving Castle ~ Diana Wynne Jones

"I'm the eldest!" Sophie shrieked. "I'm a failure!"
"Garbage!" Howl shouted. "You just never stop to think!"

Howl's Moving Castle ~ Diana Wynne Jones

Howl said, "I think we ought to live happily ever after," and she thought he meant it. Sophie knew that living happily ever after with Howl would be a good deal more eventful than any story made it sound, though she was determined to try. "It should be hair-raising," added Howl.
"And you'll exploit me," Sophie said.
"And then you'll cut up all my suits to teach me," said Howl.

Howl's Moving Castle ~ Diana Wynne Jones

Sophie did not wonder the castle had a lopsided look.
The marvel was that it did not fall apart on the spot.

Howl's Moving Castle ~ Diana Wynne Jones

“What made me think I wanted life to be interesting?” she asked as she ran. “I’d be far too scared. It comes of being the eldest of three.”

Sophie, Howl's Moving Castle ~ Diana Wynne Jones

"Go to bed, you fool," Calcifer said sleepily. "You're drunk."
"Who, me?" said Howl. "I assure you, my friends, I am cone sold stober."
He got up and stalked upstairs,
feeling for the walls as if he thought it might escape him unless he kept in touch with it.
His bedroom door did escape him.

Howl's Moving Castle ~ Diana Wynne Jones