In this world, everyone is stranded on their own island.

~Weird Guy with dog

"I love you" (practicing) Geez I can't say that. I never said anything like that in my life. It sounds like the lyrics to some pop song.

Iwaya Sumire ~ Kimi wa Petto

Momo: When people love each other they are supposed to have more fun.
Sumire: Fun?
Momo: Yes. They're supposed to say "I love you" over and over again like idiots, kiss each other and sleep with each other.
Sumire: I can't be like those idiotic couples!
Momo: Idiotic couples are good! ... Because if you think too deeply, it'll hurt.
Sumire: Easier said then done.
Momo: It's easy!
(takes Sumire's hand and kisses it)
I love you.
(Sumire stares and suddenly snatches hand away.)
See, its easy!
(Sumire slaps Momo)
Whyyyy?
(rubbing cheek where he has been slapped)
Sumire: I just felt like it!
Momo: Eeeh? Sumire-chan your cheeks are red.
Sumire: I have a fever! Go away!
(Scrambling in to bed and kicking Momo out of the room)
Geez. If you are a pet don't exert weird pheromones like that.

Kimi wa Petto

What the modern woman needs is not a lifelong spouse, but a lifelong friendship with a pet.

The psychologist dude to Iwaya ~ Kimi wa Petto