Fellow glee clubbers, it would be an honor to show you how a real storm out is done. 
I encourage you to follow my lead.

Rachel ~ Season 1, Glee

Foster: We're not all hiding something.
Lightman: Okay...
Foster: You think I'm naive just because I don't share your twisted view of the world.
Lightman: That! And you read romance novels.
Foster: Yes, I do. Because they make me happy. A pursuit I highly recommend to you.
Lightman: Truth or happiness, never both.

Lie to me*

Lightman: You know I wanted to, uh—
Torres: Yeah, I know.
Lightman: What?
Torres: You had a slight...gratitude smile.
Lightman: ...
Torres: What, you surprised, really?! You know, just because I don’t know your science, doesn’t mean I don’t know things.
Lightman: You know, when you don’t know the science, you don’t see the whole picture, people
can get hurt.
Torres: What was that, what happened?
Lightman: What?
Torres: When you said ‘people can get hurt’ you showed shame.
Lightman: I don’t know what you’re talking about.
Torres: You’re lying.
Lightman: Get used to it.

Lie to me*

Leonard: What did Penny mean, "You'd make a cute couple"?

Sheldon: Well, I assume she meant that the two of you together would constitute a couple that others might consider cute. An alternate, though somewhat less likely interpretation is that you could manufacture one. As in, "Oh, look, Leonard and Leslie made Mr. and Mrs. Goldfarb! Aren't they adorable?"

Leonard: If Penny didn't know that Leslie had already turned me down, then that would unambiguously mean that she, Penny, thought I should ask her, Leslie, out, indicating that she, Penny, had no interest in me asking her, Penny, out; but because she did know that I had asked Leslie out, and that she, Leslie, had turned me down, then she, Penny, could be offering me consolation - "That's too bad, you would have made a cute couple..." - while thinking, "good, Leonard remains available."

Sheldon: You're a lucky man, Leonard.

Leonard: How so?

Sheldon: You're talking to one of the three men in the Western Hemisphere capable of following that train of thought.

Leonard: Well, what do you think?

Sheldon: I said I could follow it, I didn't say I cared.

The Big Bang Theory

Howard: Sheldon, if you were a robot, and I knew and you didn't, would you want me to tell you?

Sheldon: That depends. 

When I learn that I'm a robot, will I be able to handle it?

Howard: Maybe, although the history of science fiction is not on your side.

The Big Bang Theory

All I did was hold you and watch you sleep. And it was the best night of my life.

Spike (Season 7) ~ Buffy the Vampire Slayer

Just the beginning, love. A warm-up act. The real headliner's coming, and when that band hits the stage, all of this.. all this... will come tumbling in death and screaming, horror and bloodshed. From beneath you, it devours.

Spike (Season 7) ~ Buffy the Vampire Slayer

I have come to redefine the words pain and suffering since I fell in love with you.

Spike (Season 7) ~ Buffy the Vampire Slayer

With all the rubbish people keep sticking in my head, it's a wonder that there's room for my brain.

Spike (Season 7) ~ Buffy the Vampire Slayer

Oh, listen to Mary Poppins. He's got his crust all stiff and upper with that nancy-boy accent. [everyone looks at him] You Englishmen are always so... [pauses] Bloody hell! [ticks off on his fingers] Sodding, blimey, shagging, knickers, bollocks, oh God! I'm English!

Spike (Season 6) ~ Buffy the Vampire Slayer

Sooner or later... you're gonna want it. And the second--the second that happens, you know I'll be there. I'll slip in... have myself a real good day. Here endeth the lesson.

Spike (Season 5) ~ Buffy the Vampire Slayer

I will know your blood, Slayer. I will make your neck my chalice, and drink deep.

Spike (Season 5) ~ Buffy the Vampire Slayer

What's this? Sitting around watching the telly while there's evil still afoot? It's not very industrious of you. I say, we go out there, and kick a little demon ass. What, can't go without your Buffy? Is that it? Too chicken? Let's find her. She is the Chosen One, after all. Come on! Vampires! Grrr! Nasty. Let's annihilate them. For justice, and for the safety of puppies, and Christmas, right? Let's fight that evil. Let's kill something. Oh, come on!

Spike (Season 4) ~ Buffy the Vampire Slayer

Can I have someone to eat?

Spike (Season 4) ~ Buffy the Vampire Slayer

I love syphilis more than you.

Spike (Season 4) ~ Buffy the Vampire Slayer

And I'm just supposed to help you out of the evilness of my heart?

Spike (Season 4) ~ Buffy the Vampire Slayer

You're not friends. You'll never be friends. You'll be in love till it kills you both. You'll fight, and you'll shag, and you'll hate each other until it makes you quiver, but you'll never be friends. Love isn't brains, children, its blood -- blood screaming inside you to work its will.

Spike (Season 3) ~ Buffy the Vampire Slayer

She wouldn't even kill me. She just left. She didn't even care enough to cut off my head, or set me on fire. I mean, is that too much to ask? You know? Some little sign that she cared? It was the truce with Buffy that did it. Dru said I'd gone soft - wasn't demon enough for the likes of her.

Spike (Season 3) ~ Buffy the Vampire Slayer

We like to talk big, vampires do. "I'm going to destroy the world." That's just tough-guy talk. Strutting around with your friends over a pint of blood. The truth is, I LIKE this world. You've got...dog racing, Manchester United. And you've got people. Billions of people walking around like Happy Meals with legs. It's alright here. But then someone comes along with a vision. With a real passion for destruction. Angel could pull it off. Good-bye, Picadilly. Farewell, Leicester-bloody-Square.


Spike (Season 2) ~ Buffy the Vampire Slayer