Kagome was born so that she could meet me. And I, too... for Kagome's sake...

Inu Yasha ~ Chapter 556, Inu Yasha, Rumiko Takahashi

Inuyasha: Where's Kagome? (to the Thunder Brothers)

Hiten: Do not worry. We have done nothing to her yet. Now hand over the shards of the Sacred Jewel or you'll never see your lover again!

Inuyasha: (looking quite confused and surprised) My lover?

Kagome: (Thinking) Some people just can't take a joke...

Inuyasha: Lemme get this straight, you and me are supposed to be lovers?

Manten: (To Kagome) You little vixen! I knew you were fibbing!

Inuyasha: You actually thought that I would hand over the jewel shards as a ransom to get you back?!

Kagome: Of course you would! 'Cause that's what a lover would do!

Inuyasha: But we ain't lovers! And without love, the whole argument kinda falls apart!

Inu Yasha ~ Rumiko Takahashi

"Keh, women; no sense of priorities."

"If you're trying to reason with me, come up with something reasonable."

"Hey, Shippo! Your village called, and they're missing their idiot!"

"I'd come up there and kill you if you weren't half-dead already!"
[to Kaede, an old woman]

"Your brain's broken or something."

"Shut up and let me protect you!"

"Fried potatoes!"
[Opening a bag of potato chips]

"No use crying over spilt blood."

"I dare you to say SIT!"

Inu Yasha (Upon various occasions), Inu Yasha ~ Rumiko Takahashi