Otomo: You, get money from somewhere and buy some eyes so you can understand men!
Hasegawa: They don't sell those anywhere!
Otomo: I guess they don't... *Smirk*

Episode 4 ~ Mop Girl

Otomo: Seems to me, friendship between women is something like a condom.

Hasegawa: Huh?

Otomo: They keep telling you it's thin, it's thin, but when you do buy it and look it it's quite thick, and then when you try and use it, it tears easily.

In the end it can't meet up to standards.

Episode 3 ~ Mop Girl

Hasegawa: Help me! Please I beg of you!

Unless we stop it Jounouji Ayano will be killed!

Otomo: Are you alright in the head?

Hasegawa: It's from my dead... dead... grandmother who has become part of the thousand winds!

She appeared to me in a dream and told me!

Otomo: Hah? If you try to claim as being spiritual you won't be popular!

Hasegawa: I know about the girl you're going to meet now!

Otomo: Tch. Don't tell lies. Her and I are in a Secret Love.

Hasegawa: So, if I tell you her name you'll help me?

Otomo: Fine.

Hasegawa: The girl's name is... Josephine!
Otomo: *shocked* Eh?

Hasegawa: Fhu fhu fhuu~ *biig smile* Well, Let's go!

Otomo: You can't be right! I don't have time to play with you, idiot! *walking away*

Hasegawa: Granny... may a curse befall people who have bad hearts. *praying to the heavens* 

How pitiful...

*pretending to be suprised*

HECTOPASCAL is!

Otomo: If you're going to say that it's ECTOPLASM! Stop being that creepy!

Episode 2 ~ Mop Girl

Hasegawa: *in a very passionate speech* To kill the one you love is not love!

It's just being an... ECOLOGIST!

Otomo: If you are going to say that...it's an EGOTIST!

Episode 2 ~ Mop Girl

Did you know?

About the duck-billed platypus and the spiny ant-eater?

It's said that they are considered strange.

They are mammals, yet they hatch from eggs.

But you know? They don't think they are the least bit strange.

Humans are the only ones who keep saying that they are strange.

It's humans who selfishly decided to call them strange.

For the duck-billed platypus and the spiny ant-eater, it's just annoying.

After all, they are trying their best to live.

You can't have your worth weighed through others eyes!

All you have to do is live your life to the fullest, right?

Sensei, Episode 1 ~ Mop Girl